It’s been an incredible last few weeks. There’s been an enormous amount of interest in How British Are You? since the government announced the new points-for-passports policy. Traffic to this site has hockey sticked – although I fully expect this to calm down as search trends move on.

It’s also been fascinating to work out how people discovered this website. However I’m completely baffled as to why I appear in the results for this particular search.

For the record, I’m not in Maidstone nor do I sell weed – just books I’m afraid.